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hey guys, what's going on?

not much? yeah same.


so.. life is pretty overwhelming.
me and e are going to melbourne. in july. i'm excited. it's just us two, for two nights, in a youth hostel.

ahem. sexual tension anyone?

i love antiques roadshow, they're playing "why does it always rain on me?" whilst it's raining. at the castle. with their antiques. oh my.

anyway, e often jokes of it, in fact just today he said "me and ancora are going to melbourne to consummate our love" when the subject of melbourne came up. fool.

oh! antiques roadshow played "raindrops keep falling on my head" now, the wit! it overwhelms me!
anywho, nothing else is happening besides an over load of homework i'm not doing and food i don't need, i got a gym membership though.

love.

thrown like a stone.

"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neourotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days"

- Sylvia Plath

Sooo... today I worked from 6am til 2pm. Umm.. and am now doing English assignments (ergo the Plath) that I am not going to fail, but am going to do much worse on than I really should.








Does this fruit offend you?

dear bella,

please add my mail box to your collection. you can also have my but/boot/hand, and my friends arm.

my mailbox is quite ugly. now you can all stalk me:) (all 4 of you, ily, you'll probably hate me for saying ily so i'll write it, i love you, but english doesn't have a plural you so i'll have to use italian, i love voi, doesn't really work.)

anyway. here are some nice pictures because i have too much food to write about right now.

scampe

hey there.



























here i am with this new blog that is possibly too pretentious to function.















today i got my hair cut by the thinnest woman ever. she was beautiful. my mother said she had to be anorexic.



i wondered if she judged my obese face, and i wished i could have felt some sort of affinity with her.



and so, i am fasting tomorrow. i have eaten a lot the last days. i am fatfatfatfat.